PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie